I'm mad and that's a fact
I found out animals don't help
Animals think they're pretty smart
Shit on the ground, see in the darkThey wander around like a crazy dog
Make a mistake in the parking lot
Always bumping into things
Always let you down, down, down, down
Eh, eh, eh, ehAnimals think they understand
Trusting them, a big mistake
Animals want to change my life
I will ignore, animals' adviceThey're never there when you need them
They're never there when you call them
They're never there when you need them
They're never there when you call them down
Down, down, downI know the animals are laughing at us
Don't even know what a joke is
I won't follow animals' advice
I don't care if they're laughing at usThey're never there when you need them
They're never there when you call them
They're never there when you need them
They're never there when you call them down
Down, down
Eh, eh, ehThey say they don't need money
They're living on nuts and berries
They say animals don't worry
They're living on nuts and berriesYou know animals are hairy?
They say animals don't worry
They think they know what's best
They're making a fool of usThey ought to be more careful
They're setting a bad example
They say animals don't worry
They're living on nuts and berriesThey're setting a bad example
They ought to be more careful
You know animals are hairy?
They're living on nuts and berriesThey want to know what's best
They're making a fool of us
They ought to be more careful
They're setting a bad exampleThey like to laugh at people
They're setting a bad example
They have untroubled lives
They think every thing's niceThey say they don't need money
They say animals don't worry
They're living on nuts and berries
You know animals are hairy?They think they know what's best
They're making a fool of us
They like to laugh at people
They're making a bad exampleThey say they don't need money
You know animals are hairy?
They're living on nuts and berries
They say they don't need money
They're setting a bad example(Go ahead; laugh at me)