I'm going back to church tonight
Just like back when I was eight
But I don't mean to pray
I'm gonna nick the collection plateI've got nothing against church
Or any people who go there and show they're
Plain ignorant and don't understand
A congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour
So many people are weak
And then have to seek answers from the pedlars of hope
I should know I used to go there myself
That's the day I became antipopeThere's gonna be some fun tonight
Spreading news around the town
That the vicar's a transvestite
With a fetish for robes and gowns[chorus]Religion doesn't mean a thing
It's just another way of being right wing
I think sex films are okay
I don't dig that pope no way[chorus]
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