Any Old Iron

Any old Iron? Any old Iron?

Any, any, any old Iron?

You look neat,

Talk about a treat.

You look dapper

From your napper to your feet.

Dressed in style,

With a brand new smile,

Your father's old green tie on,

But I wouldn't give a tuppence

For your old watch-chain.

Old iron, old iron.

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Lyrics submitted by Leslie Turriff.