The tequila sun is rising
And the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking
Put the Binatone on snooze
Open up some special brews and start drinkingTo the biggest mess in town
Then put on your dressing gown
Screw your head on upside down
Drink yourself into the groundThe bottles by the sink
They're the softest fucking drinks, find on the market
Yes sir, the Thunder Birds have gone
And the wagon's rolling on and I'm on itThere's no such thing as Dr. Seuss
Vodka and tomato juice
Disneyland or dipsomania
Pick a flavorAnytime, anyplace, anywhere
There's a wonderful world you can shareTry acrophobic, schizophrenic, paranoid attacks of panic
Epileptic fits of laughter, twenty five million mornings after
And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss, vodka and tomato juice
Disneyland or dipsomania, name your poison, pick a flavorMoonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker
Southern comfort, mother's ruin, happy hours of homeless brewing
Galloway's sore throat expectorant, after shave and disinfectant
Parazone and Fairy liquid, if it's in a glass you'll drink itAnytime, anyplace, anywhere
There's a wonderful world you can shareAnytime, anyplace, anywhere
There's a wonderful world you can shareAnytime, anyplace, anywhere
There's a wonderful world you can share
Songwriters
CARTER, LESLIE GEORGE / MORRISON, JAMES NEILPublished by
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