Hey mister what time does the next bus leave?
I'm a party of one out of Tennessee
I won't be back for a long, long while
Give me eighty-five dollars worth of highway mileI ain't got no luggage as you can see
Just a whole lot of heavy memories
I was finally up for just a settling down
Well I found out she's been a fooling aroundAhh you can send me north, you can send me south
Just don't send me past my house
Don't ask me where I'm going 'cause I don't care
I want a ticket that'll take me anywhere but here
A ticket that'll take me anywhere but hereOh well I hear it's cold up in Saskatoon
But it couldn't be colder than our bedroom
The skies are blue down in Alabam'
But they won't be any bluer than I amAhh you can send me north, you can send me south
Just don't send me past my house
Don't ask me where I'm going 'cause I don't care
I want a ticket that'll take me anywhere but here
A ticket that'll take me anywhere but hereAhh you can send me north and you can send me south
But just don't send me past my house
Don't ask me where I'm going 'cause I don't care
I want a ticket that'll take me anywhere but here
A ticket that'll take me anywhere but here