Quittin' after one more last one
Tired of playin' the clown
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you
I can get myself downNight drivin' without headlight
Wearin' sunglasses too
Lookin' good but sure don't feel right
Anything to be coolDoin' hopscotch with my legs tied
Jumpin' rope in wet cement
Black leather in midday sunshine
All your mother's money's spentDoin' time on the metal detector
Like to drown in your pool
Coverin' up everything that's defective
Anything to be coolA burning heart could be so cool
Won't you be my fashion victim?
Come on, I'm an April fool for youHoldin' on to what's left of real life
Anything to be cool
Anything to be cool
Anything to be cool
Anything to be coolBurning heart like an April fool
Won't you be my fashion victim?
Come on, I'm your April fool
I'm a mid-spring snowfall, joke's on you
I'm an April fool for youI'm an April fool for you
I'm an April fool
I'm an April fool for you
I'm an April fool
I'm an April fool for you
I'm an April fool