Are You Mad?

Are you mad like Uncle terry

or are you mad like mum?

Flapping like a flip-flop

as your stitches come undone

Are you mad?

Are you mad?

Are you mad?

Are you mad?

Are you mad?

Are you mad?

Is your botherin’ low level?

At best, you’re just a pest

Do you fish in drains

for old birds’ hair

to feather your mad nest?

Are you mad?

Are you mad?

Are you mad?

Are you mad?

Are you mad?

Are you mad?

And I wonder who’s winning the darts

Is it Harry or Bobby George?

Are you mad?

Your best years behind you

Do you shake like pots and pans?

Have a rummage in the freezer, love

Are you fucking mad?

Are you mad?

Are you mad?

Are you mad?

Are you mad?

Are you mad?

Are you mad?

Spaghetti hoops!

Spaghetti shapes!

Alphabet spaghetti!

Are you mad?

Lyrics Submitted by Richard Gagnon