With a cocked and loaded gun
And the girl of my dreams
I can't control myself
Know what I mean
I had one too many pills
Now I'm high on sextasy
I'm a supercharged
Hot blooded sex machine
Armed and dangerous
Better hold on tight
I'm armed and dangerous
All through the night
Armed and dangerous
Oh, feel my snake bite
I'm armed and dangerous
Better hold on tight, alright
I'm just checking her oil
And stirring up her cream
Bringing her to the boil
Making her jump and scream
Say, the longer I go
Honey, the longer I get
And if I run out of ammo
I just use my bayonet
Armed and dangerous
Better hold on tight
I'm armed and dangerous
All through the night
Armed and dangerous
Oh, feel my snake bite
I'm armed and dangerous
Better hold on tight, alright
I'm armed and dangerous
I'm armed and dangerous
I'm armed and dangerous
Like a bullet, like a bomb, I'll take you on
Armed and dangerous
Better hold on tight
I'm armed and dangerous
All through the night
Armed and dangerous
Oh, feel my snake bite
I'm armed and dangerous
You better hold on tight, alright
'Cause I'm armed
Ooh, I'm armed
I said, "I'm armed"
I said, "I'm armed and dangerous"
Armed and dangerous
Better hold on tight
I'm armed and dangerous
All through the night
Armed and dangerous
Oh, feel my snake bite
I'm armed and dangerous
All through the night, alright
I'm armed and dangerous
I'm armed and dangerous
Sextasy
I'm armed and dangerous
I'm gonna give it to you
I'm armed and dangerous
All through the night