You would not believe,
if 10 million asian guys sneaked in your room as you fell asleep
(eww creepy creepy thats us)
Wide eyes and gelled up hair (sexy)
And video games everywhere (we play video games)
You think we’re small when it come down to, down there (ladies you know what I'm talking about)
I’d like to make myself believe that all the food has MSG
Its hard to say that every asian dude looks like jet lee
And every grandpa looks like mr Mi yaki
See i am an asian boy (thats me) in china i will make your toys (made in china)
I’ll do your homework, I'm good at math (100% average)
Be careful i will eat your dogs (yum yum)
My mom works at ayal shop( oh she does)
My idol is william hung
I’d like to make, i’d like to make myself believe that all the food has MSG
Its hard to say that every asian dude looks like jet lee
And every grandpa looks like mr Mi yaki
(I know kung fu) i’d like to make myself believe
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