Welcome to the wasteland.
Close your eyes, take hold of my hand.
I will lead you through the barren streets
where paranoid creatures pray in their sleep.
You and I will make it through this bitter life.
We'll make it through tonight.
For the infomercial gasmask will save us
from the apocalyptic suburbia demise.
For the infomercial gasmask will save us once again.
We are in the waiting room
choking on these methane fumes.
Who will lead me to the gentle rain
that will cleanse me of my toxic pain?
Wash away my pain tonight.
Everything will be alright.
For the infomercial gasmask will save us
from the apocalyptic suburbia demise.
For the infomercial gasmask will save us once again.
"Welcome to the wasteland," my mother said to me.
"Welcome to the wasteland. There's just so much to see.
Welcome to the wasteland, my sweetest baby."
You're a baby now. Just a baby now.
You're a baby now. Just a baby now.
You're a baby now.
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Lyrics submitted by madison.