Audrey and Eli

I know of a boy, he lives on Elephant Hill

he plays with Audrey once a week.

But Audrey never calls Eli on the phone

they prefer instant messaging.

And they write all these words explicitly

and their moms would yell if they'd ever see all these words they'd write,

but their moms may never see.

I know of a kid, he lives in Coeur d'Alene

he has a friend in Chapel Hill.

But Audrey never calls Eli on the phone

they prefer instant messaging.

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Lyrics submitted by Michael.