The straitjacket of true love's fine Bang, bang
If you're Houdini in your spare time Bang, bang
Lord Nel and Lady Hamilton they fought for love
When he come home from the war
he gave her what for love
The mighty fall when love has called
Vampire friends desire to lust fang fang
They fall on necks then fall in love pang pang
The Marquis de Sade was happy with a stoke of love
Sherlock Holmes alone preferred a little toke of love
Bang, bang, the mighty fall
Bang, bang, when love has called
Bang, bang, the mighty fall
Tony and Cleo struck out
for the free down Egypt's way
But Caesar had squeezed her in Rome
on his quilt for a day
Hey, hey
Now Anton got really angry
Oh oh, Caesar's hanky-panky
She told 'em she would use 'em
And boy did she abuse em
Fall in love and blew em away
Bang, bang, the mighty fall
Bang, bang, when love has called
Bang, bang, the mighty fall
Bang, bang
And Sam and Delilah they both
we should file under fool
'cause when the temple start to crumble
Sammy for his comb did fumble
Life was in a ruin, she loved Johnny Fruin
Fall in love and blew em away
Bang, bang, when love has called
Bang, bang, the mighty fall
Bang, bang, when love has called
Bang, bang
Bang, bang
Bang, bang
Bang, bang
Bang, bang, the mighty fall
Bang, bang, when love has called
Bang, bang, the mighty fall
Bang, bang, when love has called
Bang, bang, the mighty fall
Bang, bang, when love has called
Bang, bang, the mighty fall
Bang, bang, when love has called
Bang, bang, the mighty fall
Bang, bang, when love has called
Lyrics Submitted by Richard Gagnon