He’s got a spring in his step,
A shine in his eye
He nods to the ladies
As he strolls on by
As they whisper to each other
That he’s so fly
Billy’s got a baboon heart
Well, he’s smart and he’s funny
And confident too
He can run seven miles
Much faster than you
Unusually scared of
The municipal zoo
Billy’s got a baboon heart
Billy’s got a baboon heart
They saved his life with an animal part
It took an electric shock
To start Billy’s Baboon heart
Billy rounds the corner where
He sees his old friend Tommy there
And fixes him an icy stare
Tommy’s got the tongue of a cow
Billy hates that Cow Tongue Tom
It goes back to their junior prom
When Cow Tongue slept with Billy’s mom
‘Cause Tommy’s got the tongue of a cow
Tommy’s got the tongue of a cow
They fit it in his mouth, somehow
He couldn’t talk then
But he can talk now
Tommy’s got the tongue of a cow
Billy scowled
His old friend frowned
The air stilled
And time slowed down
He raised his cane
And beat Tom down
‘Cause Billy’s got a baboon heart
Billy’s got a baboon heart
They saved his life with an animal part
It took an electric shock
To start Billy’s Baboon heart
Billy’s got a baboon heart
They saved his life with an animal part
It took an electric shock
To start Billy’s Baboon heart
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