Baby It's Cold Outside Sang by: Seth MacFarlaneI really can't stay - But Baby it's cold outside
I've got to go 'way - But Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hopin' that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice
My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry?
My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more - Put some records on while I poorThe neighbors might think - But Baby it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink? - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight now
To break the spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swellI ought to say no, no, no Sir - Mind if I move in closer?
At least I can say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride? I really can't stay - Get over that hold-out
Ah but it's cold outsideI simply must go - But Baby it's cold outside
The answer is no - But Baby it's cold outside
This welcome has been - how lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm - Look out the window at that storm
My sister will be suspicious - Gosh your lips look delicious
My brother will be there at the door - Waves upon a tropical storm
My maiden aunt's mind in vicious - Oooh your lips are delicious
Well maybe just a cigarette more - Never such a blizzard beforeI've got to get home - But Baby you'll freeze out there
Say, lend me a coat? - It's up to your knees out there
You've really been grand - The thrill when you touch my hand
But don't you see? - How can you do this thing to me?
There's bond to be talk tomorrow - Think of my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If you got pneumonia and died
I really can't stay - Get over the hold-out
Ah but it's cold outside
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