Record company hates me
The doctor says I'm sick
The bad girls think I'm just too nice
And the nice girls call me 'Dick'But baby loves me
And she's smarter than you
My baby loves me
Unlikely but truePoliceman flashes the red lights
Coach says that I'm weak
Teacher says I'm not too bright
Bodybuilder calls me pipsqueakBut baby loves me
And she's smarter than you
My baby loves me
Unlikely but trueThe neighbors don't like my flowers
The waiter don't like my tip
The librarian shushes me
Travel agent canceled my tripBut baby loves me
And she's smarter than you
My baby loves me
Unlikely but trueMinister says I'm a demon
Dietitian says I'm a pig
Warm hearted say I'm freezin'
Promoter won't give me the gigBut baby loves me
And she's smarter than you
My baby loves me
Unlikely but trueMy tired body is breakin' down
The world is endin' soon
It's all crumblin' at my feet
Not sure what to doBut baby loves me
And that's a real good thing
My baby loves me
It's a beautiful thingBut baby loves me
And she's smarter than you
My baby loves me
Unlikely but trueBaby loves me