[Singers:]
Here is the tale of a babysitting job,
the baby is something of a snob,[Stewie:]
Oh, go fuck yourselves[Singers:]
So listen very closely, and you'll find
that what they say is not the same as what's on their minds[Haylie:]
Aren't you a cute little boy[Haylie's Thoughts:]
look at that melon shaped head[Stewie:]
Having you here is a joy[Stewie's Thoughts:]
and in an hour you'll be dead[Haylie:]
Sit on my knee[Haylie's Thoughts:]
please don't go poo[Stewie:]
Nice place to be[Stewie's Thoughts:]
This one's for you[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal[Haylie:]
Why don't we watch Will & Grace[Thought:]
Jesus, do I need a smoke[Stewie:]
Jack puts a smile on my face[Thought:]
oh, what a surprise, a gay joke[Haylie:]
I like your house[Thought:]
the ceiling has cracks[Stewie:]
I like your blouse[Thought:]
Miss TJ Maxx[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal[Singers:]
So they sat as time went by[Haylie:]
slowly as time could go[Singers:]
the baby blarred, and softly cursed[Stewie:]
cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes,
and her hair made her look like a hoe[Haylie:]
Time for your bottle my sweet[Thought:]
This little brat smells like piss[Stewie:]
alway's a succulent treat[Thought:]
while I suck that, you suck this[Haylie:]
Aren't you a sight[Thought:]
look at him drool[Stewie:]
you're a delight[Thought:]
Damn you, you fool[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal[Singers:]
The diaper change was quite a job[Haylie:]
the grossest I've ever seen[Singers:]
The baby smiled and took a breath[Stewie:]
and I grunted and pooped out a poop,
that looked something like Matthew Modine[Haylie:]
someday you might meet a girl[Thought:]
yeah, she's gonna be your right hand[Stewie:]
Maybe it's you my sweet pearl[Thought:]
darling, i'd rather fuck sand[Haylie:]
Have a good night[Thought:]
you little creep[Stewie:]
Have a good night[Thought:]
Die in your sleep[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal
Babysitting is a bum deal