[Singers:]
Here is the tale of a babysitting job,
The baby is something of a snob,[Stewie:]
Oh, go fuck yourselves[Singers:]
So listen very closely, and you'll find
That what they say is not the same as what's on their minds[Haylie:]
Aren't you a cute little boy[Haylie's Thoughts:]
Look at that melon shaped head[Stewie:]
Having you here is a joy[Stewie's Thoughts:]
And in an hour you'll be dead[Haylie:]
Sit on my knee[Haylie's Thoughts:]
Please don't go poo[Stewie:]
Nice place to be[Stewie's Thoughts:]
This one's for you[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal[Haylie:]
Why don't we watch Will & Grace[Thought:]
Jesus, do I need a smoke[Stewie:]
Jack puts a smile on my face[Thought:]
Oh, what a surprise, a gay joke[Haylie:]
I like your house[Thought:]
The ceiling has cracks[Stewie:]
I like your blouse[Thought:]
Miss TJ Maxx[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal[Singers:]
So they sat as time went by[Haylie:]
Slowly as time could go[Singers:]
The baby blarred, and softly cursed[Stewie:]
Cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes,
And her hair made her look like a hoe[Haylie:]
Time for your bottle my sweet[Thought:]
This little brat smells like piss[Stewie:]
Alway's a succulent treat[Thought:]
While I suck that, you suck this[Haylie:]
Aren't you a sight[Thought:]
Look at him drool[Stewie:]
You're a delight[Thought:]
Damn you, you fool[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal[Singers:]
The diaper change was quite a job[Haylie:]
The grossest I've ever seen[Singers:]
The baby smiled and took a breath[Stewie:]
And I grunted and pooped out a poop,
That looked something like Matthew Modine[Haylie:]
Someday you might meet a girl[Thought:]
Yeah, she's gonna be your right hand[Stewie:]
Maybe it's you my sweet pearl[Thought:]
Darling, I'd rather fuck sand[Haylie:]
Have a good night[Thought:]
You little creep[Stewie:]
Have a good night[Thought:]
Die in your sleep[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal
Babysitting is a bum deal
Songwriters
WALTER MURPHY, SETH MAC FARLANEPublished by
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