Well, the south side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there you better just beware
Of a man named Leroy BrownNow Leroy more than trouble
You see he stand 'bout six foot four
All the downtown ladies call him Treetop Lover
All the men just call him SirAnd he's a bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dogAnd he's a bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dogNow Leroy, he a gambler
And he like his fancy clothes
And he like to wave his diamond rings
In front of everybody's noseHe got a custom Continental
He got an Eldorado too
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoeAnd he's a bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dogNow Friday 'bout a week ago
Leroy shootin' dice
And at the edge of the bar sat a girl named Doris
And ooh, that girl looked niceWell, he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
Well, Leroy Brown learned a lesson 'bout messin'
With the wife of a jealous manAnd he's a bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dogWell, the two men took to fighting
And when they pulled them from the floor
Oh, Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces goneAnd he's a bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dogAnd he's a bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dogYes, she's badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog