Bad Mutha Fucka

I'm laying in bed

With a lit cigarette

Can't say if last night

Was a blonde or brunette

Megawatts is on the phone

Keeps blowing me up

And there's three shots of whiskey

In my coffee cup

I'm a bad mutha fucka, heeh

(Hehehehe)

I'm a bad mutha fucka

(I'M A BAD MUTHA FUCKA! Hehehe)

I can polish off a bottle

In the blink of an eye

I can drink all night

And not pay a dime

Just to soon kick your ass

As I take a piss

Fuck, even Chuck Norris

Don't want none of this

I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehe)

I can pick up any chick

I meet at the bar

I can even take the one

Right off of your arm

I got a woman at home

Got a kid on the way

I got a girl in New York

And four more in L.A.

I'm a bad mutha fucka

(Mutha fucka, hehehe)

I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehe)

(Hahaha)

I got hookers by the hand

Four-five at a time

But they're the ones paying me

By the end of the night

Pimps hunt me down

And try to get the cash

And then me and Samuel Jackson

Bust a cap in their ass

We're bad mutha fuckas (H