Cruisin' through town in my jacked up truck
Eyes open 'cause I'm scopin' for a big butt slut
One that I can take straight back to my house
And have her suck my dick and put my balls in her mouth
Now get, get with it looked across the street
I seen a Slimmy in a skirt boppin' to the beat
So I capped up my 40 threw it under the seat
Rolled up on the freak and I started to speak
But before I could talk, she go grabbed my dick
Licked her lips and started talkin' that porno shit
She said, "Look here I know you're Kid Rock"
Then whispered in my ear "I wanna swallow your cock"
Well, blow me up and then blow me down
'Cause I think, I just found the biggest freak in town
And now I can't wait to get her back to my house
Set her on her knees and put my balls in her mouth
Balls in your mouth, balls in your mouth
You want my balls in your mouth
Back to my crib with no delay
Big grin on my grill and not much to say
Except her yo bitch how's about
I drop my, my drawers and put my balls in your mouth
Next the cutie started rubbin' my back
Then she put a finger right between my booty crack
So I grabbed her wrist quick and said, "Hold up slut
Ain't nobody stickin' nothin' in my butt"
Now right then I knew, I had a ho and a half
And all I could do is sit back and laugh
Stare at the ceiling thinking about
This chick I just met's got my balls in her mouth
Balls in your mouth, balls in your mouth
You want my balls in your mouth
After I busted my nuts I drove her to the cut
She said "I hope you don't think that I'm a big slut
And please don't tell anyone what we've been through"
Next day I told the whole fuckin' crew
Spread the news through the whole damn town
And to the chick it musta got back around
So I told the ho sorry and tried to make amends
But she tried to front me in front of my friends
Runnin' off at the lip talking all that shit
That I'm a bitch, I'm a prick and that I got a small dick
I just waited till she walked away to shout
"Fuck you bitch, you had my balls in your mouth"