I just got home, and my bedroom light is on.
Something is wrong, someone in here's been gettin' it on.
This room smells like bangin'
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This room smells like bangin'
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
I just got home, and my bathroom fan is on.
My towels are gone. Someone in here's been gettin' it on.
This room smells like bangin'
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
This room smells like bangin'
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
I just got home, and my kitchen light is on.
My BACON is gone. Someone in here's been gettin' it on.
This room smells like bangin'
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
This room smells like bangin'
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
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Lyrics submitted by Adam Poulin.