Banjo Boy

I wanna be a rock star and travel really far

And buy me a big expensive car

And make lots of money and find me a honey

And live in nice big house where it's sunnyWith a pool and I'll be cool

I'll always have a gig 'cause I'll be big

I'll have parties and friends and places to go

The only problem is I play the banjo, I play the banjoI'm a post Hee-Haw mover

A funkadelic punk-rock groover

A cross between Bela Fleck

And Eddie Vedder but betterI'll win a Grammy for the way I pick

I'll be an instrumental monster with tons of new licks

And all the babes will love me to sell-out shows

The only problem is I play the banjo, I play the banjoWell, I play the banjo

Play the banjo, play the banjo

I play the banjo, I play the banjoWell, I play the banjo

Play the banjo, play the banjo

I play the banjo, I play the banjoI say hear me boys, here my rhyme

I'm picking on the banjo all the time

I say hear me boys, here my song

Picking on the banjo all day long, pickingI have a Lear Jet and a limousine

And everywhere I go my fans will scream

Hey Banjo Boy, we love you

I wish that we could all play the banjo tooAnd you'll see me on the TV talk show

With Dave and Conan and Jay Leno

The only problem is I play the banjoWell, I play the banjo

Play the banjo, play the banjo

I play the banjo, I play the banjoWell, I play the banjo

Play the banjo, play the banjo

Well, I play the banjo, I play the banjoWell, I play the banjo

Play the banjo, play the banjo

I play the banjo, I play the banjoI play the banjo

Play the banjo, play the banjo

I play the banjo