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Batter Up

Welcome ladies and gentlemen

This is Mark Oh-Who-gives-a-fuck from '93 TV

This is my co-host, Bob Buttafuoco, Bob say hi

Hey hey guys, yeah yeah yeah

We got a crowd that's in a frenzy, Bob

Let's go down to the announcers for the start of the game

And now please rise for the singing of our national anthem

I say the fish don't fry in the kitchen, beans don't burn on the grill

It took a whole lot of tryin' just to get up that hill

I said but now we're up in the big leagues, my dirty insides turn at bat

And just as long as we livin', it's Lunatics player

It ain't nothin' wrong with that, batter up

I'm the first to swing

Home run with that give me what you got thing, hot wings

Fuck a duck, smoke an ounce, show me love

Hit the club, me and T-Luv, holla what!

I put my mack down, she throw a curve ball

She owed Milli smoked that herb and some Llly bone

She tip top 'em, Optimo

First base, God livin' like the worst race

First chase, throw yo' people and yo' kind

Second lesson, smoke that herb and clear yo' mind

It's about time, second base wisdom rhyme

Hittin' strong, skipped third base and headed home

Third baseman just don't understand baby what the bomb

What the fuck wrong, with this world today?

With these girls today, diamonds and pearls the way

You wasn't fuckin' with me, leave, for the wrap that's in my seed

Now you stays on yo knees 'cause we's be in the big league

'Cause we's be in the big leauge

I say the fish don't fry in the kitchen, beans don't burn on the grill

It took a whole lot of tryin' just to get up that hill

I said but now we're up in the big leagues, my dirty insides turn at bat

And just as long as we livin', it's Lunatics player

It ain't nothin' wrong with that, batter up

Well you should see me now, I'm eatin' wheaties now

I'm stealin' second and third and lookin' home peepin' greedy now

See me now, people call me speedy now

Known for runnin' the quickest miles, hit and run in any town, any ground

Rules 'fore I hit it, split it, lick it and quit it and hit it, lick it

Did I say lick it? Yeah! Fuck it, lick it

Ain't no shame in my game, that normal shit ain't my thang

If I think with my dick, then put your mouth on my brains

I maintain through the atmosphere, what we got here?

A sucka in fear, hear the roars and the cheers

From the crowd when I take the mile, let me show 'em how

Hit the ball on the ground and make 'em get down

I say the fish don't fry in the kitchen, beans don't burn on the grill

It took a whole lot of tryin' just to get up that hill

I said but now we're up in the big leagues, my dirty insides turn at bat

And just as long as we livin', it's Lunatics player

It ain't nothin' wrong with that, batter up

Well Bob, this next young batter on deck

He's still in high school, yeah I heard that

It's a great day you know

A good high school outta U city of St Louis, Missouri

I think his name's umm, who knows?

Mur uhh, Murphey Lee or somethin'

I want my name not, not said but screamed

I went from fantasies to dreams, from dreams to bigger things

I'm like Bennett I been in it since, ninety three

You can tell 'cause my L angle ninety degrees

I'm a sixteen year old school boy, platinum skills

Swear to tell the real, the whole real to make a meal

I lie little but still, talk straight up like motto

I could tell you somethin' now, you think twice about it tomorrow

I promise, I gets deeper than file cabinets while rappin'

What, what money, money, money, money what's happenin'?

I'm comin' up like family members in basements, and I stay bent

Make a milli to play with, buy a building you can pay me

And the 'tic is who we came with

You know how we do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do

I say the fish don't fry in the kitchen, beans don't burn on the grill

It took a whole lot of tryin' just to get up that hill

I said but now we're up in the big leagues, my dirty insides turn at bat

And just as long as we livin', it's Lunatics player

It ain't nothin' wrong with that, batter up

Oh my god, Bob did you see that game?

Bob? Bob, what are you doin' lookin' at the sky, Bob?

Its a great fuckin' day, oh shit, Bob are you on drugs?

No no, I'm not, Bob, Bob look at me, Bob

No no shut up, stay on the topic, oh my God!

I do think it was a great game today

Oh you missed the great game Bob

That first guy, I, I, I really liked him

He, he was knock it out the park guy

Please us, squeeze us

That second guy liked him too

He was [Incomprehensible]

Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter up

Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter up

Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter up

Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter up

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