She's broken all the super hearts
Of the super heroes of the galaxy
So why does she wanna
Mess around with me? YeahListen to my story, it's sad but it's true
Please don't laugh, it could happen to you
Beautiful Zelda from Galaxy Four
(Oh, no)
Suddenly walked through my doorBeautiful Zelda, leave me alone
Just get on back to the Twilight Zone
Don't try your jive on a poor earth boy
'Cause your kind of love don't bring me no joy
(Oh, no)A fourth dimensional space warp brought her to me
Oh, yeah, the most beautiful girl I ever did see
Oh, yeah, she gave me her hand but when I held her
Oh, yeah, I was fooled by the beautiful ZeldaBeautiful Zelda, tell me the truth
I'm just a clean livin' all earth youth
Don't try your jive on a poor earth boy
'Cause your kind of love don't bring me no joyBeautiful Zelda
Beautiful Zelda
Beautiful Zelda