You my girl and I'm your man
And if you're in this for life
Keep mama and your friends
From crossin' the line
I know they wanna see you happy
But it would be our demise
And you don't want that
I don't want that
We don't want that
We fuss and we cry
And say things we regret
Like I wish I never met you and I hate you
Right before make up sex
I know they wanna see ya happy
But, baby, it would be bad
If we could make bet
Yeah, let's make a bet
We can make a bet
The next time you get the urge
To pick up the phone
To let everybody know
Let 'em know I did you wrong
Let it wait
Wait until I get home
To tell the bed your condition
The bed is listenin'
Imagine for a minute
The bed is listenin'
Listenin', listenin', listenin'
Tell everybody your side
But you leave mine out
Now I'm the bad guy
When I come around
Girl, you got 'em thinkin'
I turn your smiles into frowns
They think that all I'm about
That's all I'm about
They think that's all I'm about
Girl, the next time
Next time you get the urge
To pick up the phone
To let everybody know
Let 'em know I did you wrong
Let it wait
Wait until I get home
To tell the bed your condition
The bed is listenin'
Imagine for a minute
The bed is listenin'
We could switch positions
The bed is listenin'
Imagine for a minute
The bed is listenin'
Headboards, sheets
Bedspreads, squeak
All that sexy pillow talk we been talkin'
But the bed is listenin'
(The bed is listenin')
The mirror, manage
Tell me why they all up in ours
How I had your body twisted
In them positions
Now the next-door neighbor's listenin'
The next time you get the urge
To pick up the phone
To let everybody know
Let 'em know I did you wrong
Let it wait
Wait until I get home
To tell the bed your condition
The bed is listenin'
Imagine for a minute
The bed is listenin'
We could switch positions
The bed is listenin'
Imagine for a minute
The bed is listenin'
Listenin', listenin'
Imagine the bed is listenin'
(Imagine the bed is listenin')