Why does she need him for a father?
Not only maidens can occupy my shack
Gluing my manhood towards a manhole
Like Pepe Le Pew would say, hey, hey, hey, we clash!I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddlyShe laughs about it
Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves off polyester
I wanna jump, this isn't right, hey, when am I getting it back?I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddlyI don't know why
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
I got a dick, dick, hear my fucking hateI got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddlyIf you're wondering it's gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulated disguised as cotton candy
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Feeling can't help me rompBill just fuck me, take me anal
Billy's slit reminds me of someone
I'm sick of paying for the Love Boat
Toni and Tennille, Sonny, Bono, Charo
Had a nice set of lungsI got my diddly spayed, I got my liberty
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayedI got no house
Nowhere they fall
I got a hit, hitWell, you can't live, I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed, I got my diddly