I got a custom Continental
Made in 1965
But with a save the planet sticker
That makes it kind of hard to driveI got a big house full of pebbles
And I'm a big fan of both kinds
I know one can keep the doctor away
And one can sure mess with your mindIt's the best of times
It's the worst of times
Might not change the world
But I'll change it in mineChanel my teen fears
Our best days are behind
But not mine
Not mineAnd my toys are made in China
My guitar's in Mexico
My frozen food comes from Japan
Give me a dog from ChicagoI need to take myself to Yellowstone
Climb up to that blue ridge too
Remind myself of what's beautiful
About the big white red and blueIt's the best of times
It's the worst of times
Might not change the world
But I'll change it in mineChanel my teen fears
Our best days are behind
But not mine
Not mineWhen I woke up this morning
I got down on my knees to pray
'Cause my end time is done running out
But my calendar's full of daysIt's the best of times
It's the worst of times
Might not change the world
But I'll change it in mineThe breaking news reports
Our best days are behind
But not mine
Not mine
Not mine
Not mine
Not mine