Better Be Women

There better be women...I went out to a stupid party

Had the scam on everybody

Asked a woman for a light

And to spend the nightBut she wasn't havin' any

Said I was just one of many

But she'd give me some adviceShe said "You try, but you don't get none"

And I said "Why? Was she a lesbian?"

But she was fly

And had a biologic plan (oh man)

Said "If you want it, well, use your hand!" (damn)There better be women

Now you're comin' on but you come too strong

There better be women

Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son

You call this a party?

Oh yeah, but, I don't party with everybody

There better be women

Be women tonight, alrightI watched them in fascination

Her friend and their wild gyrations

Like a symphony in pink

And not missing linkAnd it was a freaky orgy

But somehow they all ignored me

Watch my pennant start to shrink

They said "don't you want it?

You know we got it"

But i was haunted by three wet dreams

Doubling the pleasure of my fantasies, yeah.There better be women

Now you're comin' on but you come too strong

There better be women

Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son

You call this a party?

Oh yeah, but, we don't party with everybody

There better be women

Be women tonight, alrightThere better be women...

There better be women...

There better be women...