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Better Off Without a Wife

Oh it's just kind of little anthem hereAll my friends are married

Every Tom and Dick and Harry

You must be strong to go it alone

Here's to the bachelors and the Bowery bums

And those who feel that they're the ones

Who are better off without a wifeI been sleepin' until the crack of noon

Midnight howlin' at the moon

Goin' out when I want to, and I'm comin' home when I please

I don't have to ask permission if I want to go out fishing

And I never have to ask for the keysI never been no Valentino

But I had a girl who lived in Reno

Left me for a trumpet player didn't get me down

He was wanted for assault

Though he said it weren't his fault

You know the coppers rode him right out of townI been sleepin' until the crack of noon

Midnight howlin' at the moon

Goin' out when I want to, comin' home when I please

Don't have to ask permission if I want to go out fishing

Never have to ask for the keysThey say I'm kind of selfish about my privacy

Now as long as I can be with me

We get along so well I can't believe

I love to chew the fat with folks

I have been listenin' to all your dirty jokes

I'm so thankful for these friends I do receiveI been sleepin' until the crack of noon

Midnight howlin' at the moon

Goin' out when I want to, comin' home when I please

Don't have to ask permission if I want to go out fishing

Never have to ask for the keys, noYeah, I got this girl, I know man this

She been married several times

I don't want to end up like her

I mean she been married so many times

She got bright sparks all over her face

Yeah you know the kind

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