Bettin' Man

If I was a race car driver

Well, I'd be right behind her

I'd be doing 90 in a 55

Trying to change her mind

And if I was an airplane pilot

I wouldn't be 35 thousand

I'd be drawing I'm sorry in the blue sky

Over isle 65But if I was a bettin' man

I'd say she's halfway to Birmingham

On the phone with her mama n'em

Cussing me to hell an back again

I bet she's got a radio on

Singing something 'bout movin' on

I'd put a 100 on her never coming back again

If I was a bettin' man

If I was a radio DJ

Well, I know the songs that I'd play

They'd be about coming home and making up

And falling back in loveBut if I was a bettin' man

I'd say she's halfway to Birmingham

On the phone with her mama n'em

And cussing me to hell an back again

I bet she's got a radio on

Singing something 'bout movin' on

I'd put a 100 on her never coming back again

If I was a bettin' manIf I was a bettin' manIf I was a bettin' man

I wouldn't have folded them winning hands

I wouldn't be sitting here drinkin' beer

Waiting on a second chance

If I was a bettin' man

I'd say she's halfway to Birmingham

On the phone with her mama n'em

And cussing me to hell and back again

I bet she's got a radio on

Singing something 'bout movin' on

I'd put a 100 on her never coming back again

If I was a bettin' man

I'd put a 100 on her never coming back again

If I was a bettin' manA bettin' man