After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy I awake
With no Bromo Seltzer handy
I don't even shakeMen are not a new sensation
I've done pretty well, I think
But this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blinkI'm wild again
Beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am IListen, babyI couldn't sleep
And wouldn't sleep
Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am ILost my heart but what of it?
My mistake I agree
Oh, she's such a laugh and I love it
Although the laugh's on meOoh, I'll sing to him
Bring springs to him
And worship the trousers that cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am IOh, you're so cute
Ooh she's kept enough, she's slept enough
And yet, where it counts she's adept enough
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am IWhen he talks he is seeking
Words to get off his chest
Horizontally speaking
She's at her very bestOh, we've seen a lot
I mean a lot
And now we're like sweet seventeen a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am IOh, we're vexed again
Perplexed again
Thank God we can't be over-sexed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I