Looking good, that is how I like to roll.
See the jeans I bought in blue and dark charcoal.
Problem is the way they’re made they do fall down, fall to the ground.
I love to learn so I think I’ll take a course.
Come to think of it, I’ll learn how to ride a horse.
Spent my money, now unfortunately I see horses are not for me.
So it’s a big, big waste of money.
I should try before I buy.
It’s a big, big waste of money, and that money’s not coming back.
New trend upon the hair dye box.
Truth is I want to look just like he does.
Now they stare ‘cause my hair, it makes me look just like a big old scary bear.
She holds a perfume bottle in her hand.
I’ll be more like her if I buy that brand.
Spent my money, now unfortunately I see they think I am smelly.
So it’s a big, big waste of money.
Don’t change to be popular.
It’s a big, big waste of money, and that money’s not coming back.
I’m hungry now for the millionth time today.
Best burger ever, I’ve got to buy one right away.
One bite, and it seems I’ve been deceived.
The picture is not to be believed.
I love the shoes. Well, okay, so they don’t fit.
Never mind, I can strut and then I’ll sit.
Spent my money, now unfortunately for me, blisters on my feet.
So it’s a big, big waste of money.
Don’t be fooled by the ads you see.
It’s a big, big waste of money, and that money’s not coming back.
So remember these tips and you’ll be all right, starting with:
You should try before you buy.
Don’t be fooled by ads that you see.
Be yourself.
Try to have your fun for free,
like playing with your friends or joining a team or form a super band like Cha-Ching.
Spend your money wisely, so it’s not a big, big waste of money.
Could have had more fun for free.
Don’t want no big, big waste of money ‘cause that money won’t come back to me.
Lyrics Submitted by chin balboa