Intro
In the beginning there was nothing, not even time
No planets, no stars, no hip-hop, no rhyme
But then there was a bang like the sound of my gat
The universe began and the shit was phat
Verse 1
The universe began as a singularity
Nobody knows what went on then, G
For 10-million-trillion-trillion-trillionths of a second
The state of the universe cannot be reckoned
The fundamental forces were unified
We've no theory to describe that, though I've tried
Then the forces split and the universe was born
It was hotter than a priest watching kiddie porn
Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons came to pass
As Photons collide changing energy to mass
3 minutes go by, temp's a cool 1 billion
Down from 100 million trillion trillion
This reduced heat allowed a new event
The formation of heavier elements
Still, it was millions of years 'fore the first star glowed
If you're down with the bang, sing along, here we go
Chorus
It was the Big pow-pizow-bang-a-dang-diggity-diggity-boom-diggity-boom-ba-boom
The Big Bizang
The Big pow-pizow-bang-a-dang-diggity-diggity-boom-diggity-boom-ba-boom
The Big Bizang
Verse 2
Hold on now, what about inflation?
That's a little tricky and could use some explanation
Inflation, one could fairly state
Was the time when the universe expanded at a rate
that was faster, than the speed of light
But that oversimplifies and it ain't quite right
Still, for purposes here it will have to do
'Cause I ain't got the time to explain it to you
Chorus
The beginning of time, and the birth of all matter
Say "It took seven days" you're as mad as a hatter
It was millions of years 'fore the first star glowed
If you're down with the bang, sing along, here we go
Chorus x2
The Big Bizang
The Big Bizang
Boom!
The Big Bizang
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Lyrics submitted by xtian hardesty.