So many tech-heads, recent invasion
I stretch out my long legs
And I kick away the mouse pad, babyAmazon, eBay, Oracle, he say
He promise a freebee
But he's such a pokey little guy
Wait, I hear big footstepsThud, thumping out of the past
That big dumb guy is here at last
That big dumb guy is here at lastCyberman lights up but mostly he floppy
Computer man crashes
He's so humpty dumpty, babyNow, he tries this experiment
Though he knows it's so low-tech
He tries patting his forehead
While he's rub, rub, rubbing my stomach, babyBut he can't do it, can he?
No, no, he can't do that at all
But wait, I hear big footstepsThud, thumbing out of the past
Sure enough, that big dumb guy is here at last
That big dumb guy is here at last, big papa bearMaybe you can remember
It wasn't that long ago
When you dialed a number
You got a living, breathing human being
On the telephoneDon't want nothing to do
But just study the skin on your face
I want to look up at the sky
And watch the sunset with someone like youWait, I hear big footsteps
Thud, thumbing out of the past
That big dumb guy is here at last
That big dumb guy is here at last
That big dumb guy is here, he's hereIn fact, he's brought his
Big raccoon coat with him
And he doesn't even know it's
Politically incorrectThat big dumb guy is here at last
I see him now walking toward me
Let's get it on with your big bad selfGet it on, babe, get it on, babe
Get it on, babe, get it on, babe
That big dumb guy is here at last
Big, big, big, big, big, big dumb guyOh, ha, smartest guy, I ever knew, yeah
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
Kiss me, kiss me, now, it feels so goodI don't want to have to go into
Those chat rooms anymore
I don't want to see that pinwheel go 'roundAnd around and around
Every time I try to open any window
Hold me, you big dumb guy, you smart guy