My baby's nice, she's so polite
Said, "Please" when she ask me stay the night
She's around the house and she love me so real
She pickin' up a little bit of my rising, rising doughGood lordy, God, my gosh, almighty
Her booty fine and it's trimmed so tidy
Horseradish, mama, just a smidgen
Spend a whole lotta time peekin' into
Your big old kitchen fridgeGotta love it, that's my duty
She gotta big, fat, funky booty
Not above it, makes me moody
Whole mess of big, fat, funky bootyWaoh, sweet sugar plum
I'm crippled, blind, a little deaf and dumb
It's wonderful, could I get a little more?
'Cause it's about as wide as my big old garage door whenWe're in bed and it's late at night, oh
She put her arms around me and she hold me tight
And I say, "No baby, no baby, no"
But I sure could use a lil' bit of your booty thoughGotta love it, it's my duty
She gotta big fat funky booty
Not above it, makes me moody
Whole mess of big fat funky bootyMy baby's nice, she's so polite
Said, "Please" when she ask me stay the night
She's around the house, she love me so
She pickin' up a little bit of my rising doughGood lordy, God, my gosh, almighty
Her booty fine and it's trimmed so tidy
Horseradish, mama, just a smidge
Spend a whole lotta time peekin' into
Your big old kitchen fridgeGotta love it, it's my duty
She gotta big, fat, funky booty
Not above it, makes me moody
Whole mess of big, fat, funky bootyGotta love it, it's my duty
She gotta big, fat, funky booty
Not above it, makes me moody
Whole mess of big, fat, funky booty, yeahGotta love it