Alright get ready
Your in heavan when you hear big sevenHey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'erMary had a little pig she could not stop it grunting
She took it up the garden path and kicked it's little rump inHey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'erJack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a roll of cheese
Jack came down with a beaming smile and his trousers round his kneesHey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'erLittle Jack horner sat on the corner with a dirty look in his eye
He never looked at the pretty girls but he smiled when the boys went byHey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'erUp all night and sleep all day really my desire
I tried it once but it would not work out 'cause the pussy caught fireHey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'erOld mother hubbered went to the cupboard to get the poor doggy a bone
When she bent down the dog came around and he gave her a bone of hisOwnHey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'erJack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jumped over candle stick
Silly boy should have jumped higher goodness gracious great balls of fireHey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'erJudge dread lay in a double bed with a girl preforming great
He said would you like big seven again she said no but I'll had bigEightHey hey diddle dumb day diddle dumb day
Diddle dumb day
Songwriters
EDWARD, LEMON, HUGHESPublished by
Lyrics © PEER MUSIC