Down in Texas near the DFW
Among the shrubs and patios and barbecues
Was born a suburban boy named Billy B BadHad a white-bread momma and a rock and roll dad
Didn't have much soul or country roots
But he sure looked cute in his cowboy suitB B Billy Billy B Bad, B B Billy Billy B Bad
B B Billy Billy B Bad, B B Billy Billy B Bad
B B Billy Billy B Bad, B B Billy Billy B BadHe can spot a trend and he knows a pad
He's a country singer named Billy B Bad
He sounds like everybody on the radio
He's building up his biceps for the videoThe people at the label said we like to start 'em young
We know you're twenty three but we'll say you're twenty-one
They played him some Strait, they played him some Jones
Now he's got that country music way down in his bonesB B Billy Billy B Bad, B B Billy Billy B Bad
B B Billy Billy B Bad, B B Billy Billy B Bad
B B Billy Billy B Bad, B B Billy Billy B BadWatch out for your daughters, he's gonna drive 'em mad
The country sex symbol called Billy B Bad
Now poor ol' Billy's at the end of the line
He's over the hill 'cause he's pushing twenty-nineHe's not as young and he's not as handsome
He just tested positive for [unverified]
He'll never be that hot again
Look for his music in the oldies binB B Billy Billy B Bad, B B Billy Billy B Bad
B B Billy Billy B Bad, B B Billy Billy B Bad
B B Billy Billy B Bad, B B Billy Billy B BadWhat a great career he had
Say goodbye to Billy B Bad