Story time, bitch
All across the East Side
"What?"
"I represent Delray"
"Delray?"
"So?"
"South West Side"This Gypsy aunt of mine
(You're the lucky one)
She died and left behind
An ancient piece of time
I didn't know what it was
(You're the lucky one)Knuckle deep in dust
Edges played with rust
I started to get pissed
(You're the lucky one)This lamp is all I get
A worthless piece of shit
But once I rubbed it clean
(You're the lucky one)A genie popped on the scene
Brought true my every dreamI was like
Blaam! Free hoes
Blaam! Nyquil
Blaam! Faygo
(Anything I want)I was like
Blaam! Sharp axe
Blaam! Good weed
Blaam! Hot tracks
(Everything I need)Now I'm in a fizzle
(You're the lucky wizzle)
Hotties on thy wizzle
Still a juggalizzle
I drive a platinum car
(You're the lucky one)It has a tennis court and a bar
You know who I are
Money out the ass
(You're the lucky one)I'm wishin' while it last
Genie's movin' fastI want my
Blaam! Free bank
Blaam! Necks cut
Blaam! My shank
(Anything I want)I want my
Blaam! Hot wings
Blaam! Good weed
Blaam! Big thangs
(Everything I need)Now I am a king
(You're the lucky one)
I have everything
Nothing's challenging
Nothing makes me proud
(You're the lucky one)I stand out in the crowd
While others beg out loud
I remember when
(You're the lucky one)Money was so thin
But dreams were all up in
Looking at the lamp
(You're the lucky one)Would I give it all back?
Shit, fool, give me thatI'll be like
Blaam! Bitch slaps
Blaam! Cheap wine
Blaam! Dub H
(Anything I want)I'll be like
Blaam! Half pipe
Blaam! Good weed
Blaam! Moonlight
(Everything I need)I'll be like
Blaam! Free hoes
Blaam! Nyquil
Blaam! Faygo
(Anything I want)I'll be like
Blaam! Sharp axe
Blaam! Good weed
Blaam! Hot tracks
(Everything I need)Blaam!
The moral of the story is
Blaam!
Those who never had shit
Blaam!
And then get shit
What?
(Anything I want)
Need to get shitBlaam!
So if you got shit
Blaam!
Or you need shit
Blaam!
Get some shit
Go, get your shit
Fuck this shit
(Everything I need)
Where JD at?