Time's have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curseShould we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of liesBlame Canada, blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's faultDon't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the KlanAnd my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myselfWell, blame Canada, blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came alongBlame Canada, blame Canada
They're not even a real country anywayMy son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecueShould we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck noBlame Canada, blame Canada
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too
Blame Canada, shame on CanadaThe smut we must stop, the trash we must smash
Laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming us