I was home entertaining guests
When I fell off the chair and cracked open my head
Bees flew out and they flew up their skirts
'Cause they wanted to travel the worldI was home entertaining guests
When I fell off the chair and cracked open my head
Bees flew out and they flew up their skirts
'Cause they wanted to travel the worldBut I keep it upstairs
Keep it upstairs for the grand finale
I keep it upstairsGonna be a blank slate
Gonna wear a white cape
But I keep it upstairsGonna jump out of a cake
With my heart on a string
Keep it upstairs, keep it upstairs, keep it upstairsI go out looking in parked cars
For somebody famous to kidnap and love
Beat off the army with a tennis racketI go out looking in parked cars
For somebody famous to kidnap and love
Beat off the army with a tennis racket
That's my whole planBut I keep it upstairs
Keep it upstairs for the grand finale
I keep it upstairsGonna be a blank slate
Gonna wear a white cape
But I keep it upstairsGonna tackle young girls
Off their beautiful bikes
But I keep it upstairs, keep it upstairs, keep it upstairsOh no, I thought I'd be by now
My head is a buzzing three-star hotel
Oh no, oh no, no, no, no no, noBut I keep it upstairs
Keep it upstairs for the grand finale
I keep it upstairsGonna be a blank slate
Gonna wear a white cape
But I keep it upstairsGonna jump out of a cake
With my heart on a string
Keep it upstairs, keep it upstairs, keep it upstairsOh no, I thought I'd be by now
My head is a buzzing three-star hotel
Oh no, oh no, no, no, no no, no, no, noOh no, I thought I'd be by now
My head is a buzzing three-star hotel
Oh no, oh no, no, no, no no, no, no, no