Billy was a boy, he was insecure
Sarah was a girl, she was blind
Billy never thought that he looked good enough
Sarah always thought that he looked fine
“Sarah, don’t you leave me for my looks,” he cried
“Billy, can’t you see I’ll always stay?”
But he never listened to a word she said
She loved him more than words could say
I know you’re the only one for me
Even though you can’t see, I know
I know that you will never leave
Because I know you love the way
The way I make you feel inside
Billy grew more and more insecure
Billy knew that things had to change
So he paid a prominent plastic surgeon
To reconstruct his dog-like face
But the surgeon had been drinking
And went wild with the knife
Billy didn’t know what happened
He thought everything was right
The time had come for Bill’s unveiling
He wanted her to feel the change
She unwrapped the bloody bandage
Then reached out and touched his face
She felt the horns of a triceratops
And shrieked aloud an awful cry
Long ago, a triceratops
Shot a wicked laser in her eye