I wrote this novel just for you
It sounds pretentious but it's true
I wrote this novel just for you
That's why it's vulgar
That's why it's blueAnd I say, "Thank you"
And I say, "Thank you"I wrote this novel just for mom
For all the mommy things she's done
For all the times she showed me wrong
For all the time she sang God's songAnd I say, "Thank you mom
Hello mom, thank you mom
Hi mom"I read a book about Uncle Tom
Where a whitey bastard made a bomb
But now Ebonics rule our song
Those motherfuckers got it wrongAnd I ask, "Who is Uncle Tom?
Who is Uncle Tom?
Who is Uncle Tom?"
You areI read a book about the self
Said I should get expensive help
Go fix my head create some wealth
Put my neurosis on the shelfBut I don't care for myself
I don't care for myself
I don't care for myself
I don't careI wrote this novel just for you
I'm so pretentious, yes it's true
I wrote this novel just for you
Just for you, just for you