Bog

Oh God, you are my hero,

You're my main man.

Oh God, you are my hero,

You're my main man.I read the bible everyday

To see what you have got to say

It doesn't make no sense to me

I'd rather read the beano!Oh God, you are my hero,

You're my main man.

Oh God, you are my hero,

You're my main man.So what if I dont go to heaven?

It's all a load of '27'

I'll have a better time in hell,

Don't want to be an angel!Oh God, you are my hero,

You're my main man.

Oh God, you are my hero,

You're my main man.The things you preach are out of reach

I'm getting crucified!

How viddy he bog as a rabid dog

Selling fucking lies!?Oh God, you are my hero,

You're my main man.

Oh Bog!

Oh God, you are my hero,

You're my main man.

Oh Bog!

[til end, some variations]