Now keep this to yourself but
My love plays games with me
I don't mean gin or monopoly
Strings me along like some pet animal or otherWhy do I play her game
When she can't even remember my name?
Wish I could whistle like the "Big Sleep's" famous loverHey there, Bogart
Could you help me out?
Talk to me Bogart
What is it all about?Hey there, Bogart
Proud and brave and strong
Talk to me Bogart
What did I do wrong?Help me Bogart
If time and space allow
Talk to me Bogart
What would you do now?I have to tell you 'bout Chuck
He's indestructible
Well, he is six and one half feet tall
And he's witty and pretty and all American, I'm afraidShe thinks that he's so smart
She doesn't know that she's breaking my heart
Which I could wrestle like Hollywood's favorite renegadeHey there, Bogart
Could you help me out?
Talk to me Bogart
What is it all about?Hey there, Bogart
Proud and brave and strong
Talk to me Bogart
What did I do wrong?Help me Bogart
If time and space allow
Talk to me Bogart
What would you do now?What did I do wrong, help me Bogart?
If time and space allow
Talk to me Bogart
What would you do now?