Brian Song

Brian, the babe they called Brian

He grew, grew, grew and grew

Grew up to be, grew up to beA boy called Brian

A boy called BrianHe had arms and legs and hands and feet

This boy whose name was Brian

And he grew, grew, grew and grew

Grew up to be, yes, he grew up to beA teenager called Brian

A teenager called BrianAnd his face became spotty

Yes, his face became spotty

And his voice dropped down low

And things started to grow

On young Brian and so

He was certainly nowNo girl named Brian

Not a girl named BrianAnd he started to shave

And had one off the wrist

And want to see girls

And go out and get pissedA man called Brian

This man called Brian

The man they called Brian

This man called Brian