LYSOL RAP - DICK TWANG BAND
Lysol
(laughter)
Well I woke up this morning
Hungover and wrecked
Looked in the mail
Found a government check
Went to the store with the check in my hand
Gonna buy a big blue Lysol can
(Chorus)
Lysol!
Lysol Rap
Gets you hammered but it tastes like crap
Lysol!
Only costs five bucks
Kills your braincells and fucks you up
Well I got into my car
And I went downtown
I bought some Lysol
And drank it downtown
Got fucked up and my head was buzzin’
Gonna go home and fuck my cousin
(Chorus)
Lysol!
Lysol Rap
Gets you hammered but it tastes like crap
Lysol!
Only costs five bucks
Kills your braincells and fucks you up
Well I got my check
And now she thinks I’m rich
So she asked me for money
So I punched the bitch
She looked at me and she said “you’re passionate”
And I said, “the liquor store, YOU’RE PASSIN’ IT!”
(Chorus)
Lysol!
Lysol Rap
Gets you hammered but it tastes like crap
Lysol!
Only costs five bucks
Kills your braincells and fucks you up
Gooood
Like dis
Well now I’m fucked up and I’m gonna go home
Stick my head in the toilet and puke black foam
Tomorrow morning ‘bout half past ten
Gonna go do the Lysol Rap again
(Chorus)
Lysol!
Lysol Rap
Gets you hammered but it tastes like crap
Lysol!
Only costs five bucks
Kills your braincells and fucks you up
(chanting)
I’m too sexy for my truck
But I don’t give a fuck
Lysol
Lysol
Lysol
Lysol
Lysol
Lysol
Lysol
Lysol
Lysol
Lysol
Lysol
Lysol
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