Well, I fed your dog while you were on vacation
Covered all your shifts for you operation
But when you got back
You still wouldn't show me your brand new silicone boobsSo I took a walk around my neighborhood
To get you off of my mind like I knew that I ought to
But when I saw a big black van
Run down a bird I had to think about youBut no I'm not a quarterback, I'm not a fireman
Still I can have any girl in Japan
'Cause I'm a healthy
Hundred and fifty nine pound American boyYeah you tell a story like a broken record
And you tell a story like a broken record
And I tell a story like a broken record
But still I ain't jealous of the fellas like you, like anywaySo you took another guy on that Caribbean cruise
While I stayed home and cried into my bottle of pills
But when you got back
You didn't even have yourself a tan 'cause you stayed in your roomSo I fed your dog while you were out of town
And I mowed your lawn when he wasn't around
But when you got back
You had the nerve to ask me if I had gone through some your clothes
Yeah I'm rightNo I'm not a quarterback, I'm not a fireman
Still I can have any girl in Japan
'Cause I'm a healthy
Hundred and fifty nine pound American boy, yeah yeahYeah you tell a story like a broken record
And you tell a story like a broken record
And I tell a story like a broken record
But still I ain't jealous of the fellas like you, like anyway
N-n-n-no, n-n-n-noNo I'm not a quarterback, I'm not a fireman
Still I can have any girl in Japan
'Cause I'm a healthy
Hundred and fifty nine pound American boy, yeah yeahYeah you tell a story like a broken record
And I tell a story like a broken record
And we tell a story like a broken record
But still I ain't jealous of the fellas like you likeYou tell a story like a broken record and
And I tell a story like a broken record
And I like stories like a broken record
But still I ain't jealous of the fellas like you, like anyway
No, no, no, no, no, no, my, my
Ain't jealous of, ain't jealous of the fellas like you, like anyway