Got three loonies
And three quarters
In my pocket, how does that sound?
Found another nickel, in your ash tray
Extra nugget? Extra Nugget!
Living on a ranch
Outside the city
Things weren’t looking
Very pretty
Refrigerator empty
No more food
Eating aunt Jemimah
With a spoon
Runnin’ outta money
Runnin’ outta cash
Gotta pawn the skill saw
Phil will kick my ass
If I don’t get it
Get it all back
Gotta find a way
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
To make it all last
Owe a lot of dealers
They’re not very happy
That I owe them money
Trying to buy mushrooms
With the money that I owe them
Hit with tire iron
Bruises, I can prove it!
BRUISES I CAN PROVE IT!
Driving the Alero
Ran it out of gas
Fucked up fuel injectors
To top it all off
I put in rusty gas
Then it started stallin’
I couldn’t stop the stalling,
NEVER STOP THE STALLIN’!
Toad is gonna get me
Gonna send the posse
Please don’t send the posse
Gotta be brave
Gotta be strong
That’s my fifteen bones
Fuck right off
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH I SHOWED A LOT OF BALLZ!
Working on the scaffold, up so high
I dropped the level, two more times
Phil looks really mad, what is that he grabbed?
A 2x4, he struck me right in the back
HE STRUCK ME RIGHT IN THE BACK!!
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