You stick in my head, like a piece of gum,
hard not to think, what I'll become.
I'll have to end what you've beguh-uh-un.
If the principle hadn't, torn us apart,
would have reached in, pulled out your heart
learn how to finish, what you star-ah-art.
Sitting side by side on a bench outside the office with you,
the one I hate most - you-oo's haunting each new thought of mine
but look this time, we're sitting here and who's taunting who?
You make my life hell I'm the new kid in class
when we make teams, you pick me last
Your Nike shoes, you think you're the beh-eh-est.
Shout i'm a "freak" 'cos I wear black
you think that I'm weak - I won't fight back
You push me around but soon I will crah-ah-ack.
Sitting side by side on a bench outside the office with you
the one I hate most - you-oo's haunting each new thought of mine
but look this time, we're sitting here and who's taunting who?
Friday I'll bring a gun to school
then we'll see who's the laughing fool
it doesn't pay to be so crew-oo-ewl.
The townpeople scowl, ask themselves why
the misfit'll make, the big bully cry?
A shot to the brain, and I'll watch you die-ay-ay.
Sitting side by side on a bench outside the office with you
the one I hate most - you-oo's haunting each new thought of mine
but look this time, we're sitting here and who's taunting who?
Cos I can be scary too.
Now who-oo's bullying you?
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Lyrics submitted by Sam.