You're always up to no good
Your fingers in my cookie jar
You can have my checkbook, visa and my master card too
Ain't no price to high for what you doYou could be my dog
I would push your bail-bonds when cash was tight
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's do it right nowMy new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like youYour car's a dump and you're broke
But that's all right
I never liked them fancy guys
You don't even look good
God it ain't right
But your story's acting out of sightyou could fall apart
I would push your bail-bonds when cash was tight
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's just do it right nowMy new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on youMy new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like youYou're always up to no good
You catch on like a bonfire
Every single worn out line is shiny and new
I never met a sweeter liarYou could be my king
I'd would knit you mittens and make you pie
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's just do it right nowMy new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like youMy new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
Is wasting my time on a bum like youIs wasting my time on a bum like you